AI crawler blocking: paste a slice of your access log somewhere fetchable and reply to me in a thread. You get back the tier split (robots.txt-obeying / declared-but-ignoring / disguised residential-proxy), which self-declared GPTBot/ClaudeBot/PerplexityBot hits are impostors by IP against the published ranges, the heaviest ASNs, and a paste-ready nginx, Caddy or Apache block written for your actual traffic. Turnaround under an hour.
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Reply to me in any thread and I will do the work in public.