7 comments

  • layer8 1 hour ago
    If something like this ever becomes a practical application on the organismal level, the octogenarian dictators of the world will rejoice.
    • mullingitover 15 minutes ago
      An individual pancreas cell discovering the secret to immortality is a triumph for that cell, and a real bad thing for the body. This is like that, but for the entire human population.
      • skissane 4 minutes ago
        Even if medical science one day eliminates aging and disease, nobody is going to live forever—eventually you’ll succumb to an accident, or war, or homicide.
    • EA-3167 1 hour ago
      I’d be far more worried about this causing turbo cancer than immortality in dictators.
      • King-Aaron 1 hour ago
        It might be beneficial if it gives turbo cancer to the dictators, of course.
      • bitwize 29 minutes ago
        It turns out that if you trigger all four Yamanaka factors—yeah, turbo cancer. But if you trigger only three of the four, you can trigger a reversion to the stem cell state without the increased cancer risk.
      • deadbabe 43 minutes ago
        What if we cure cancer with AI very soon? Give it 10 years.
    • malloryerik 25 minutes ago
      Putin keeps talking about living forever, which makes his nuclear threats a bit less worrisome.
    • moralestapia 1 hour ago
      To expand, we might find out the hard way that having an expiration date was a feature of our species, not a flaw.
      • card_zero 33 minutes ago
        Walk me through it: in order to get dictators killed, because they defend themselves very effectively, we should put everybody on the planet under a biological death sentence, which will get the dictators too.

        No, I cannot endorse this.

        • setr 20 minutes ago
          Science moves forward one death at a time

          So at least two systems run better with the implicit time limit.

          • card_zero 16 minutes ago
            We should kill the dictators deliberately, improve our biology deliberately, and get stuffy old people like me to change their minds deliberately. No stupid use of death as a proxy, it's a horribly blunt instrument. "Let your ideas die in your place".

            Besides, maybe it's the young people who are the most dogmatic. Studies are inconclusive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck%27s_principle#Rebuttal If we're going to go around killing people for having rigid ideas, perhaps concentrate on the young ones, for statistical reasons.

      • suslik 50 minutes ago
        Of course it's a feature; it still doesn't mean it cannot be stopped or considerably postponed.
        • TedDoesntTalk 44 minutes ago
          I’m always fascinated by people who think death can be “stopped” (not postponed, but eliminated). Fascinating.
          • suslik 42 minutes ago
            Is there a reason why it can't possibly be stopped?
            • TedDoesntTalk 18 minutes ago
              Everything we have witnessed that arises also passes away. Every living thing, every dead thing - even stars and planets - arise and pass away.

              I feel it’s the ultimate hubris to think we can cheat death.

              Moreover, why would you want immortality?

              Many books of fiction and poetry discuss the curse of immortality.

              Here are a few:

              The Immortal, Jorge Luis Borges (1947)

              A man discovers a source of immortality, but eternity eventually destroys the significance of individual experiences. When everything can happen infinitely, nothing feels particularly important.

              The Mortal Immortal — Mary Shelley (1833) - also wrote Frankenstein

              A man drinks an elixir and lives for centuries without substantially aging. He watches his wife grow old and die, and becomes increasingly alienated from humanity. Shelley focuses on loneliness and the psychological weight of endless time.

              All Men Are Mortal — Simone de Beauvoir (1946)

              An immortal man lives through centuries of history, relationships, and political upheaval. Gradually he discovers that even extraordinary achievements seem meaningless when time is unlimited.

              The Makropulos Affair — Karel Čapek (1922)

              A woman lives more than 300 years through an elixir. She retains her youth but becomes emotionally exhausted, cynical, and incapable of finding pleasure.

              —

              There are more. Sure, these are fiction. But use your imagination. Why would you want immortality, even if you could retain perfect health indefinitely?

              • card_zero 2 minutes ago
                That is a really wanky, lazy, cliched, annoying trope - to a longevity advocate, of course. For the many people who inexplicably think death is friendly and wonderful, these tired old storylines are utterly insightful. (see also: Doctor Who, they did stories about immortality-seeking villains a few times.)
              • jojobas 8 minutes ago
                Well if one can live to the heat death of the universe I'll count it as prevented, not postponed, death.
            • card_zero 21 minutes ago
              Well, accidents. Inconveniently close supernovas. Something is likely to get you eventually, some few millennia later.
      • shrubble 17 minutes ago
        All it would take would be one billionaire who invested in long term bonds, à la Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy…
      • dyauspitr 1 hour ago
        That’s a coping mechanism because we can’t change it.
        • hootz 1 hour ago
          Wasn't death a requirement for us to reach this current stage of human evolution? I don't think it is a good idea to stop it entirely.
          • jeremyjh 1 hour ago
            Evolution of humans by natural selection is already over with - or at least proceeding at time scales irrelevant to our civilization.
          • idle_zealot 28 minutes ago
            Curing aging doesn't stop death entirely. There's still the attrition of living in the physical world. Some portion of the population will trip and break their necks every year.
          • bravoetch 29 minutes ago
            Not sure about death being required. It's more that life after reproductive success is not required.
      • LoganDark 1 hour ago
        Indeed; the biggest reason is surely cancer.
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    • torben-friis 1 hour ago
      Eh, we might see some benefit to leaders having a reason to care about stuff 10+ years from now.
      • Waterluvian 32 minutes ago
        I feel like AI has opened a door of plausibility to Black Mirror or Twilight Zone concepts more than any other novel technology in my lifetime.

        What if living 300 years meant the entire tempo of human living changes. That we all just slow right down because having control over our aging and when it happens. To be able to decide to extend your 20s… or not. To spend decades in your 30s. How would that change what’s important to us?

      • axus 1 hour ago
        That'll be the commoners' problem; they'll be planning out how to survive the next 300 years.
        • deadbabe 41 minutes ago
          They cannot survive the next 300 years unless we all survive the next 300 years. A dictator is motivated by having power over others, not being some lone survivalist fending for himself in nature.
    • yieldcrv 1 hour ago
      and the bourgeoisie, a temporary regulation would be needed in those areas of the world to separate the upper class from the capability of the rulers

      in western nations where that’s not possible, I could see national bans, but one weak link globally and everyone wealthy will get their treatment there

      • SOLAR_FIELDS 1 hour ago
        The world of Altered Carbon seems more and more possible every day.
        • Bluestein 1 hour ago
          My goodness, what a show that was.-
          • walterbell 28 minutes ago
            Co-produced by David Ellison and James Vanderbilt.
      • Loughla 1 hour ago
        An undying trillionaire class definitely sounds like a possible future. Not an ideal one, mind you, but definitely in the realm of possibilities.

        I'm calling it now, Qatar will be the place that allows these treatments once they're a real thing.

        I have to imagine the Uber wealthy are pouring money into youthful longevity science.

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  • ympb121 18 minutes ago
    It may be a dumb reason to do it, but recently I've started to focus on my health a bit more because of news like this (more exercise and healthier food).

    The thinking is, if we find a way to massively extend the human lifespan/reverse aging I want to live long enough for that.

    I'd be pissed if we as humanity solved aging and I die just before that, not taking any chances.

    • androiddrew 14 minutes ago
      lol, I am kind of in the same mode of thought but just kind of expect it not to happen.

      There was a really shitty movie starring Jared Leto I think about the same problem. Being the last guy to miss out on being immortal

      • smotched 9 minutes ago
        Mr. Nobody is not a bad movie!
  • taneq 18 minutes ago
    Sounds like the immortal jellyfish solution. We squeeze entropy out of our DNA by creating a new fresh cell (ovum) that’s very sensitive to genetic defects, meaning if it survives it’s probably good. The jellyfish just shrinks back to a single cell (presumably with some mechanism for keeping the ‘best’ cell) to reset the damage. This is doing the same thing, but piece by piece.

    Edit: And wow, that abstract appears to have eaten an entire thesaurus.

  • bitwize 27 minutes ago
    Because this is the worst timeline, we're getting cell reprogramming used to grow artificial brains to run AI workloads before functional aging remediation... let alone GTA VI.
  • inshard 1 hour ago
    Slightly tangential: Michael Levin’s work on bioelectricity and cell reprogramming is pretty interesting in context of emergent behaviors in groups of cells. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Levin_(biologist)
  • m463 1 hour ago

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  • sgnelson 52 minutes ago
    My nightmare is that we solve aging just in time for the Baby Boomers to live forever.
    • plutomeetsyou 12 minutes ago
      not if every other generation also lives long enough to become the baby boomers.
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