Triple-A Minesweeper

(minesweeper.mikelacher.com)

194 points | by robin_reala 4 hours ago

37 comments

  • devin 1 hour ago
    So good.

    Maybe lean into some of the metal gear solid dialogue by having a long back and forth about "What's a mine?" "What do you mean 'mark a mine'?" "How do I know when I'm done?" etc.

    • mkobit 1 hour ago
      I really enjoy this trope. The "Zelda Ocarina of Time if it were a modern game" series has the MGS style discussion, and the whole series is incredible.

      Here is the forest temple video which is a short sample of what to expect: https://youtu.be/KC656o7_zVk

    • dormento 10 minutes ago
      "Sweeper, press the X button to mark a mine."

      "X... button?"

      "Focus, Sweeper! Sweeper? SWEEPEEEER!"

  • NSUserDefaults 44 minutes ago
    Nice but the logos are skippable, which is not realistic.
    • LugosFergus 11 minutes ago
      Also, since it's an Unreal game, it's missing long load times, camera jitter, frame spikes, and dynamic resolution constantly kicking in.
  • grumbel 37 minutes ago
    There is also the classic "Minesweeper - The Movie"[1]

    [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

  • fidotron 1 hour ago
    But I didn't need to install a publisher specific launcher to run it.
    • ravenstine 1 hour ago
      And then be forced to download a 42GiB update.
  • theroadnotbacon 1 hour ago
    I was absolutely hoping to see production babies in the credits. Can’t win ‘em all.
    • jameshart 25 minutes ago
      No pets credited either.
  • xbar 1 hour ago
    I was angry at the wasted 30 seconds of opening licensed 3rd party software listings, but I stayed through to the end of the credits roll, laughing until I cried.

    This is Art.

    • nottorp 1 hour ago
      I think the opening logo sequence is too short. Also it's missing agreement to 2-3 EULAs that you have to scroll down all the way for the accept button to get enabled. And the epilepsy warning. And the disclaimer that it's all a work of fiction.
      • jameshart 23 minutes ago
        Failed certification because it didn’t warn you not to turn off when the save icon is spinning.
  • lapetitejort 1 hour ago
    Missing:

    Sidequest to sweep 10 mines.

    Achievement after sweeping 5 mines

    The yellow diamond is nice but what if I don't notice the diamond? I need a colored scent trail leading from my cursor to the yellow diamond, and a pinging noise when my cursor is near a mine

    Mocapped mines

    Jack Quaid

    $70

    • jandrese 1 hour ago
      There should be additional audio logs you can find under some squares that provide snippits of backstory.
      • lapetitejort 1 hour ago
        This is minesweeper 33. I'n out sweeping mines and I ran across one that looks different than the others. I'll keep investigating while mine sweeping. I'm recording this 30 second clip onto an entire recording device with a 64gb SD card. I'll leave it on this rock for others to find. Don't worry, I have 11 other devices to record my short messages. Wait, the mine, it's glowing! I can't--
    • rf15 1 hour ago
      Sorry, did you mean Achievement for Starting the Game for the First Time?
      • buran77 36 minutes ago
        "Only 7.89% of gamers unlocked this".
  • MisterMunchkin 1 hour ago
    Please expand this into a full open-world minesweeping game
  • LunicLynx 48 minutes ago
    Needs:

    - Checkpoints after each mine

    - DLC for rounded corners

  • franze 1 hour ago
    so, in case if you like minesweeper and doom ... https://dreadsweeper.franzai.com/
  • xoxxala 53 minutes ago
    10/10 story. I look forward to the forthcoming motion picture adaptation from Skydance directed by Michael Bay.
    • test6554 52 minutes ago
      After Singapore, there just wasn't any choice.
  • donkey_brains 1 hour ago
    So good. Looking forward to level 2 so we can find out what happened in Singapore.
    • jameshart 21 minutes ago
      That will be coming in the first DLC in a few months, delayed because it is being developed by a new team after the original development studio was bought by Activision, retasked to making a mobile solitaire game, then laid off.
  • jandrese 1 hour ago
    I like the part where it doesn't even matter if you hit a mine, you are on this train ride regardless of what you do.
  • isoprophlex 1 hour ago
    No lootboxes?
    • ravenstine 1 hour ago
      There aren't even any skins I can buy with my mom's credit card.
  • 361994752 1 hour ago
    the non-stopping narration makes it so hard to actually sweep the mines....
    • nvme0n1p1 1 hour ago
      Don: Sounds like you're getting rusty. The Sweeper I knew in Singapore would never have choked like this from just a little background noise.
    • MitPitt 1 hour ago
      Focus, M.
  • wredcoll 1 hour ago
    That was a great parody, but how much of those effects still worked even though you knew it was coming? The fade ins, blurring the outsides, the emotional voice talking to you... it definitely raised my interest more than just opening minesweeper!

    I mean, it doesn't last very long without something else going on, but there is a reason.

    • thaumasiotes 43 minutes ago
      > That was a great parody, but how much of those effects still worked even though you knew it was coming? The fade ins, blurring the outsides, the emotional voice talking to you...

      Worked?

      The game takes a very long time to load. This is funny, but not desirable in an actual game.

      There is voiceover dialogue as you start. You can listen to it, but at some point you'll want to start playing the game.

      There is an indicator telling you which square to clear next. I ignored this for several reasons:

      - I want to know if you're compelled to follow it (you aren't);

      - It's pointing to the wrong square;¹

      - Following it would defeat the entire purpose of playing the game.

      Dialogue continues as you play. But you can't listen to it because your mind is occupied. Following the indicator would solve that problem...

      ¹ There is a game you can find called Hexcells that is supposed to be an "improved" version of minesweeper. The "improvements" are two:

      1. It's a hex grid, not a square grid.

      2. In general, there is only one hex known to be clear at any given time. This means that the structure of the game is that you mindlessly reveal whichever tile you just gained information about rather than suffering under any obligation to think about what you can tell from the board.

      I'm not sure why this was supposed to be an improvement; the only effect is to remove the entire puzzle aspect from a puzzle game. But hey, Steam reviews are "overwhelmingly positive". https://store.steampowered.com/app/265890/Hexcells/

      • johnnyanmac 34 minutes ago
        >First, the game takes a very long time to load. This is funny, but not desirable in an actual game.

        In unrealistic fashion, you can in fact mash through the license logos once you load in. So thr game itself doesn't actually take long at all to boot up on a technical level; the delays were a design choice.

  • NSUserDefaults 41 minutes ago
    And which half of the staff gets fired day after release?
  • forgotTheLast 1 hour ago
    Where do I enter my credit card info for the Season Pass and the special operator skin?
  • ixo 38 minutes ago
    Sweep (2026)
  • avereveard 44 minutes ago
    Not even a dlc and cosmetics?
  • ReptileMan 26 minutes ago
    The part where the subtitles hide the mines is the best for me. Also talk with Ubisoft - they make AAAA games.
  • UtahDave 1 hour ago
    This is hilarious
  • dllrr 1 hour ago
    That's hilarious. Spot on.
  • cckolon 1 hour ago
    There might be a mine here
  • jjmarr 24 minutes ago
    The ending needed to force you to click on a mine so you die in the cutscene lmao.
  • viccis 48 minutes ago
    Damn I didn't even have to Press Start to begin
  • bbeonx 49 minutes ago
    omg this is brilliant i was IMMEDIATELY tilting my face off
  • Razengan 1 hour ago
    Pac-Man as a Modern AAA Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaoUVVD-hUc
    • kennywinker 50 minutes ago
      I should follow those pac-dots...
  • serf 20 minutes ago
    now add a kernel level rootkit and a monthly subscription which guarantees a set amount of loot-boxes a month.
  • b3lvedere 1 hour ago
    That was awesome
  • duhballs 1 hour ago
    Needs Debra Wilson
  • etchalon 1 hour ago
    I laughed way way way too hard
  • bentt 1 hour ago
    Art
  • justmaris 4 hours ago
    This is fun.
  • peterramsing 1 hour ago
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  • iwontberude 1 hour ago
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