LLM Ass Bench

(assbench.com)

117 points | by fragmede 1 hour ago

17 comments

  • ravenstine 4 minutes ago
    I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.
  • sethkim 12 minutes ago
    Folks, we've reached the top.
    • bogzz 8 minutes ago
      It's about bottoms though...?
  • drywater2 1 hour ago
    Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.
    • schainks 16 minutes ago
      Up next, Pelican ass-bench!
  • TutleCpt 24 minutes ago
    The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?
    • comradesmith 8 minutes ago
      It’s only a sample of one per model
    • ggerules 23 minutes ago
      Biased data?
    • throwaway743 21 minutes ago
      Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.
  • athrowaway3z 5 minutes ago
    6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.
  • ramon156 32 minutes ago
    how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised
    • pixl97 11 minutes ago
      Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.
    • snowram 19 minutes ago
      Because it is ass.
    • ggerules 24 minutes ago
      Better data set?
  • variety8675 1 hour ago
    The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me
  • spottedmarley 1 hour ago
    ASStra for the win!
  • danbrooks 16 minutes ago
    Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?
    • comradesmith 13 minutes ago
      It’s fine. You’ll be fine
    • fg137 8 minutes ago
      If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title
  • Avicebron 7 minutes ago
    "The economy was in a state of deep neglect, a great dust bowl had ravaged food supplies. And the number one movie in the country was called Ass. And that's all it was, for 90 minutes."
  • visiondude 13 minutes ago
    i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind
  • winddude 33 minutes ago
    haha, doing the important work!
  • Ancalagon 1 hour ago
    nsfw?

    but hilarious nonetheless

    • sanex 43 minutes ago
      It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.
      • Ancalagon 41 minutes ago
        still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)
        • tripleee 26 minutes ago
          its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

          leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

          • pyrale 17 minutes ago
            Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.
          • knicholes 19 minutes ago
            Assert your dominance
            • tripleee 18 minutes ago
              jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by
        • mosselman 34 minutes ago
          You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.
        • jahnu 19 minutes ago
          Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?
    • dbt00 19 minutes ago
      Agree 2x.
  • fragmede 1 hour ago
    The most important of benchmarks.
  • Rapzid 23 minutes ago
    We need Banana Bench next.
  • randomblock1 17 minutes ago
    Now put them on a bike.
  • threethirtytwo 11 minutes ago
    I really want to post this on my work slack cuz it’s hilarious. Should be fine right? This should be sfw technically imo but I want consensus here. I don’t want some crazy Mia or Lauren girl to report this to HR (they don’t actually care but they want to fuck my shit up cuz they consider me to be an “op”). Just want to confirm.

    Also I’m just coming out of a surgery and I’m sitting here waiting for my ride and looking at HN, so my judgement is impaired please tell me if I should/can post.

    • TutleCpt 8 minutes ago
      Yeah, the HR people will freak out. Any excuse for those guys to come down like a hammer.
      • threethirtytwo 0 minutes ago
        All right won’t post but this is awesome