I found this in a dusty corner of my code archive, and it made me laugh, and thought it might do the same for others. I wrote this when I was first learning a fancy new language called "Javascript." Apologies for the juvenile humor. Sometimes NSFW.
This is great! I remember being extremely impressed by Boris Johnson's "great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies" insult. How does one come up with such a string of words? I would've used this as a study resource.
The modern web seems to know nothing about it at this point, but back when CGI scripts were a new curiosity, there was a Shakespearean Insult Generator which was popular and quite a lot of fun.
I wrote a conversational insult generator in AppleSoft BASIC, inspired by a program called "Abuse" that I saw advertised in a magazine, and of course by Eliza.
here's a 1 paragraph complaint about Dang (which will be different on every load): https://www.pakin.org/complaint?title=&firstname=Dang&middle...
*: Ranked 2 on the google proxy I used, as the best SEO optimister just refused to return a result at all.
By spending all day thinking about them instead of running a country.
* https://philosophersguild.com/products/shakespearean-insults...
* https://www.amazon.com/Shakespearean-Insults-Coffee-Mug-Shak...
https://cvsweb.openbsd.org/checkout/src/usr.bin/mg/Attic/the...
https://apps.repebble.com/rude-time_543459b072a84da55500004c
Not a single word that would have tripped the content filters of the time.
It was sad to discover zombocom finally died an undignified death earlier this year.