Bad Apple but It's Traceroute

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154 points | by jssfr 5 days ago

14 comments

  • tombert 2 days ago
    When the apocalypse happens, I am sure of two things:

    1) I will be able to play DOOM on something.

    2) I will be able to watch Bad Apple on something.

    I suppose there are worse fates.

    • bigyabai 2 days ago
      It'll be like that episode of The Twilight Zone with the guy's glasses when you find a CD with Crysis on it but only have a Voodoo 5 installed.
      • argee 2 days ago
        I had similar situations in my youth, I have fond memories of hacking games up so they'd work without the 3D models. You haven't lived until you've played Mafia only being able to see the player's shadow beating up the target's shadow with a bat.
        • w-ll 1 day ago
          Please elaborate, were the worlds not 3d? I guess shadows where gradient sprits on the the ground, but im curios to what you did?
          • argee 1 day ago
            Yes, anything that was statically lit was fine. The game had absurdly low graphics requirements for modern standards, but even so I didn't have a GPU, just integrated graphics. So hacking the game to not render dynamically lit items was enough to make it playable (also needed some tweaks that would let it even launch in the first place). I obviously can't say exactly what I did though, this was a very, very long time ago (24 years).
      • ColdStream 1 day ago
        That would be wild but very funny. They are rare now but in the bizarro land, Nvidia never exists!
    • a012 1 day ago
      You can also watch Star War on terminal
      • Wowfunhappy 1 day ago
        Well, the first several minutes, anyway.

        Some future civilization which recovers only ASCII Star Wars will be unaware how the story ends. It will be a subject of great debate among scholars.

        • dylan604 1 day ago
          That's so sad. They'll never know the classic line "Soy tu padre mijo"
          • birdlaw001 1 day ago
            Or learn about the role of Cerveza Cristal in a galaxy far, far away.
            • dylan604 1 day ago
              Probably one of the best ad campaigns ever foisted upon the viewers
    • doublerabbit 1 day ago
      That, and while you're scavenging for the remaining parts of technology you can always question: But, can it play Crysis?
    • TZubiri 1 day ago
      Was thinking the same thing. Bad Apple is the Doom for when you hacked your toaster's creen, but it doesn't have inputs
  • hhh 1 day ago
    i did similar for dns

    https://youtu.be/AJ2Q12vYojY

  • buredoranna 1 day ago
    Horses can be bad too... though for different reasons, I suspect.

    traceroute -m 60 bad.horse

  • BobbyTables2 1 day ago
    Wow, never considered the possibility of a “flood” mode for traceroute. This is hilarious !
  • pimlottc 1 day ago
    Impressive, but for full points it should work on the public internet!
  • thebouridentity 1 day ago
    So 8000001 bits? Not byte.
  • mikesoylu 2 days ago
    This is art
  • fragmede 1 day ago
    ssh to funky.nondeterministic.computer for some similar fun.
  • kstrauser 1 day ago
    I LOLed. Amazing. Bravo!
  • kogasa240p 1 day ago
    Holy shit touhou
  • reindeer2 1 day ago
    [dead]
  • brcmthrowaway 2 days ago
    [flagged]
    • stavros 2 days ago
      We're all grownups here, we've seen sex before.
    • chrystalkey 2 days ago
      You do need to get that stick up your colon surgically removed I think
  • akoboldfrying 1 day ago
    Incredible concept and execution!

    Long, axe-grindy aside: I wish people had collectively decided on some other mostly-black-and-white video to use for this kind of thing than Bad Apple. As a stereotypically nerdy-looking socially awkward male in a world where that is often enough all by itself to be viewed as "a creep", I feel pressured to distance myself from anything that others might interpret as confirmation of that -- like, for example, watching anime featuring young girls dancing in an ambiguously sexual way on a computer screen. (To avoid pointless angry replies: the clip plainly can be interpreted in this way, and that suffices.) Should I have to do this? Of course not, but others' perceptions of me are what they are, and they have serious implications for my quality of life, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. All that, and I don't even like anime! And so I long for the day when BA just... goes away.

    Maybe some black people feel the same way about ordering fried chicken at a restaurant, etc.

    • XYen0n 1 day ago
      We should eliminate prejudice and discrimination, rather than comply with them.
    • neuroticnews25 1 day ago
      As a fellow creep - just don't watch it while riding a bus or working in an open space. It's ok to exercise your privacy.
    • applfanboysbgon 1 day ago
      > the clip plainly can be interpreted in this way, and that suffices.

      I have literally never seen someone interpret it this way in the 17 years the video has been making the rounds to tens of millions of people on the internet. There is nothing in the video that could possibly be construed as sexual by any human being with even the most tenuous grip on reality. It would take some insanely misogynistic mental gymnastics like "girl + dancing = sexual" to reach that conclusion. If someone did interpret it this way and raise a fuss, the correct response would be to ignore them for being a completely unhinged Twitter weirdo. Pre-emptively avoiding things you enjoy because of how they might be interpreted by unhinged Twitter weirdos is itself unhinged.

      • neuroticnews25 1 day ago
        Girl (woman) is primarily a sexual category in itself, no dancing needed.
        • nyoronic 1 day ago
          What.
          • neuroticnews25 1 day ago
            What do you think is the main reason to have a label discriminating men from women?
            • nyoronic 1 day ago
              Sorry, I get what you were saying now. I responded like that because in this thread "sexual" was being used in the suggestive way, in that context your comment was rather strange to me.
              • neuroticnews25 1 day ago
                TBH I feel weirdly compelled to object every time someone raises a possibility of thinking about women without sexual undertones.
                • Tade0 1 day ago
                  As a father to two daughters I must ask what do you mean by that?
      • LoganDark 1 day ago
        It should be common knowledge that in japanese media, young girls almost exclusively exist for sexual reasons. Basically every japanese TV show suffers from this problem ("fan service"), it's insufferable. So kinda yeah in a japanese media filled with young girls, including young girls with animal ears etc, not everyone will agree it's just done to be "cute" in a completely innocent, non-sexual way.
        • applfanboysbgon 1 day ago
          > Basically every japanese TV show suffers from this problem ("fan service")

          thisiswhatwesternersactuallybelieve.jpg

          Japanese media encompasses a lot more than late-night television anime. That you think it can be boiled down to only that reflects purely on your own profound ignorance. The vast majority of this content is aired after 11PM to a niche audience. Imagine how stupidly shallow it is to judge a country's culture as being inherently problematic based on what airs at midnight, because your own exposure is only that.

          • LoganDark 1 day ago
            I don't see how that has to do with anything I said.

            Besides, if I'm so ignorant, and you consider this common for "westerners", then... my point exactly?

            • applfanboysbgon 1 day ago
              Most Westerners are, at least, ignorant of things in a non-derogatory way; they don't even know late-night anime exists, or if they do they have no strong opinions about Japan based on it. To know it exists, but to know nothing more than that, and then attribute it to being an all-encompassing problem of Japanese culture, is crossing into "unhinged Twitter weirdo" territory. Normal people don't do that.
              • LoganDark 1 day ago
                apparently the first season of Code Geass, which I quite enjoyed, was late-night, whereas the second season, which I found absolutely insufferable and which caused me to stop watching because of the overly sexualized shit, was early-evening!

                there are some other late-night ones I enjoyed, like Sword Art Online and Accel World, which do involve a lot of young girls that could be taken sexually, but they aren't insufferable about it (eg I think the jokes about MC being a pervert are actually funny). a lot of people apparently consider those shows examples of a disgustingly perverted creator, but it was never really overt enough to bother me. maybe the drama about them was elsewhere? not sure.

                there were also some shows I enjoyed that were not late-night, like Naruto, Boruto and Bleach, but those probably don't count.

                I also enjoyed ONE PIECE for a few seasons, don't remember where I left off though.

                Assassination Classroom was late-night and did have some sort of fan service but not really to an obnoxious level.

                BTW, I did not even know late-night anime was a thing that is apparently linked to level of fan service, I never tracked that or looked based on that. I also don't remember every media I've ever seen, because I don't really differentiate what I watch based on whether they're anime or japanese or etc.

                Maybe that makes me ignorant in a lot of ways, but I've seen both a lot of people complaining about oversexualization in medias that I enjoyed, and a lot of people saying that stuff I absolutely could not stand is completely normal and expected. It's clearly a thing that many people consider all the time, based on all the complaints one way or another.

                I've also witnessed a bunch of japanese stuff where young children are overrepresented other than anime, but I probably could not give specific examples because I'm really not invested into that stuff. it probably did impact my opinion of how rare it is to find young girls in japanese media that were not intended sexually, just because I've found it so difficult to avoid myself, but I think the problem still definitely exists

    • BoingBoomTschak 22 hours ago
      Grow a pair and start living your own life.
    • sublinear 1 day ago
      You're not wrong. Until the 2010s, a Playboy centerfold[1] was the most popular test image. Around the same time that got canceled, Bad Apple was popularized for video tests.

      > And so I long for the day when BA just... goes away.

      I honestly thought it had gone away. Every time I see Bad Apple, I assume a millennial weeb from the past is behind the demo and I check if the upload date is from before 2020. It usually is, and the project is now unmaintained.

      Anyway, unlike Lenna, I don't think I've ever seen Bad Apple used for anything important. It's much easier to ignore. Your annoyance is valid, but only in the same sense as thinking graffiti is tacky. People don't look at it and think "Oh shit! JJ wuz here?! Watch out!".

      [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

      • tialaramex 1 day ago
        I don't think this is in the same category as Lenna. Lenna is more like the situation with Henrietta Lacks and the HeLa cell line. HeLa is a cell line which is "immortalized" as a result of a cancer mutation. If you try to keep normal healthy human cells alive they'll just die eventually, it is what they're programmed to do. But Henrietta Lacks had cancer and one of the ways cancers survive and grow is with a mutation which eliminates that "always die" rule. Henrietta died in 1951, but this cell line lives on, used in countless experiments.

        Lena Forsén sold her image rights - she's a Playboy model, but not to be used in decades of image research - whereas Henrietta was never even told her cells were being collected for science experiments at all. This isn't Tuskegee - she was given reasonable medical care for her cancer given it was 1951, but she didn't sign a waiver saying "I'm fine with you using my cell line to do whatever you want" in perpetuity.

        For "Bad Apple" it's just embarrassing for some people, which doesn't even seem like a big deal.

        The other thing which distinguishes Lenna is that it's obsolete. It's a scan of a Playboy magazine, not even a scan of the photo itself, let alone a direct capture of the scene - and it is by modern standards low resolution. Even if you (like modern AI companies) don't care about rights or people the Lenna image is a poor choice on technical grounds.

        Bad Apple isn't like that, a substitute would just be some other black-and-white video, probably similar length and resolution.

        • neuroticnews25 1 day ago
          Both cases sound to me like there is absolutely no moral right being violated. Maybe there's a line somewhere, like you shouldn't copy someone's brain and torture it in a simulation, but this is nowhere near it.
          • tialaramex 1 day ago
            Then you'd certainly be surprised that today making HeLa without Lacks' prior authorisation would be illegal. You'd need consent from the patient before taking these samples for any purpose other than directly treating them, if you've got samples you took for treatment and now you wish you could use them for another purpose either you need to go back and ask for that or too bad. I've signed off on paperwork for this numerous times this century because they have samples from my cancer which are doubtless much less useful than HeLa but might be valuable to someone so why not ask.

            Lacks' estate have obtained settlements (with undisclosed terms) from several companies which profit off HeLa. We could choose to imagine the terms were just enough to pay lawyer fees, but equally they could be substantial. So apparently the lawyers for major pharma firms either don't believe you that no moral rights were violated or they believe jurors wouldn't believe you on this.

            Now, as I said, for Lenna she was compensated by Playboy, the rights rest with the magazine publisher, and they've apparently felt that suing scientists for popularizing an image of one of their models wasn't commercially sensible. But morally it does still seem like a problem, that's not what she was consenting to.

            • neuroticnews25 1 day ago
              I've read more about the case and yeah, profiting out of a cell line from a tissue literally stolen with a scalpel doesn't seem ok, because stealing a part of someone's body is not ok in the first place. Even though it was apparently legal at the time.

              > that's not what she was consenting to

              It's not clear that we're obliged to care - what if I don't consent to having this comment argued against, or read? What about Virgil's Aeneid? I think where consent is clearly applicable is in cases regarding body autonomy and personal property, and it gets murky with abstract concepts like "likeness".

      • chasd00 1 day ago
        > millennial weeb

        millenial? The participation trophy generation? i was there when the old magic was written, I think you mean gen-x ;)

    • phyzome 1 day ago
      This is a bizarre take.
    • kogasa240p 1 day ago
      What? How is Bad Apple sexual, all of the characters are doing something instead of just dancing around.