38 comments

  • jmward01 27 minutes ago
    This is the new way and we need to stop it now. Forget the 'is it legal or not' arguments, their lawyers will win. Just get mad and tell them this is wrong. Stop buying their #$@#$ software. Block them. This is what is wrong with cars too. Don't want to give them real time data on you and your passengers and instead try to disconnect the modem? Well, no car functionality for you even if it doesn't need it. -get mad- Stop taking it. Microsoft is the enemy and needs to be treated that way. Same with any tech company that does the bait and switch TOS world. I buy so little software now and it is hard, but unless we stop this now it will only get worse.
  • DomenicoMazza 1 hour ago
    This change would go against multiple consumer guarantees in Australia where it's 1) a right to have undisturbed possession of a product 2) products must be fit for the advertised purpose https://www.accc.gov.au/consumers/buying-products-and-servic... Microsoft would be breaking consumer law if the change goes ahead for the perpetual licenses they sold in Australia
    • qingcharles 30 minutes ago
      Also, it's Office 2019, but they were officially selling it until the end of 2021, and third-party sellers were selling through their boxed inventory for years after too. So, this isn't even that old a piece of software.

      And, let's not forget, this is trillion dollar corporation. They could find one of their Mac devs to write an update for this in a week. The negative publicity from this is measured in millions of dollars.

    • misswaterfairy 46 minutes ago
      And this won't be their first time breaking Australian Consumer Law... Twelve months ago no less!

      https://www.accc.gov.au/media-release/microsoft-in-court-for...

      The ACCC is going to love this.

  • kopirgan 2 minutes ago
    If not for the fact that some commercial software addons work only in Excel I'll be using only Libreoffice for everything. In fact that's the only major thing that's stopping me from totally abandoning Windows for Linux as well.

    I'm guessing that's the situation for several others though there could be other use cases that's Excel only.

    Instead of pressing Microsoft, it would probably make sense to force such vendors (SAP, Oracle etc) to release their office add-ons for Libre office.

    That'll kill two very profitable birds with one stone.

  • jamwise 15 minutes ago
    Been using LibreOffice for years. Everyone should. If we don't vote with our choices companies like Microsoft will keep pushing the envelope until you have to pay a monthly fee to turn on your own computer.

    https://www.libreoffice.org/

    • LeoPanthera 2 minutes ago
      Other options include Calligra (especially on KDE) https://calligra.org

      And Macs are bundled with Pages, Numbers, and Keynote, all of which are excellent.

    • xingped 3 minutes ago
      Same. There is literally nothing I need from Microsoft Office that I can't do just fine in Libre Office. Happier to be using free open source software too.
  • allajfjwbwkwja 1 hour ago
    This shouldn't be legal. The software was clearly marketed as a classic fixed-in-time release, like the old CD releases, that would not be updated but would work indefinitely. Now they're going to boldly revoke the licenses???
    • xingped 0 minutes ago
      Legality has long since lost literally any meaning to megacorps and the ultra-wealthy pretty much everywhere. Doesn't matter what country they're breaking the laws in. The only penalty will be a paltry slap on the wrist fine (if even) and they will continue doing whatever they want. I mean, it's just the cost of doing business, isn't it?
    • itopaloglu83 47 minutes ago
      It’s more malicious than that, they’re simply not renewing their code signing license hence making the software non-functional.
    • TZubiri 1 hour ago
      I don't know if illegal, but it can be breach of contract, microsoft can say "oopsie, sorry, our bad" or fight it in court.

      They sold a perpetual product that broke in sync for every user, and the reason it is breaking is because of a license checking feature.

      Not an easy case, but it could be argued they advertised a product as perpetual while it's effectively an X years license.

      The fact that the breakage is related to the license might be relevant, you can stop supporting license checks, but do it to the benefit of users, not conveniently to their detriment as an upsale mechanism

  • nikcub 2 hours ago
    I believe the urgent deprecation timeline here may be related to ai labs using offline licensed Office in agents as part of workflows and Office integration. Microsoft wants _each_ agent instance to be a separate license[0]

    There was always a probability that Microsoft were going to funnel offline users into O365 at some point - but I imagined that to take place over months / years not weeks and days.

    Buying a single license for thousands of agents may have expedited that. It has resulted in non-Microsoft labs having better ai integration into their products than Microsoft.

    edit: just read the detail of the note - so this is a cert expiry as part of Apple dist that is being warned about ~2 months before it happens. Standalone on Mac has a term limit.

    [0] https://www.businessinsider.com/microsoft-executive-suggests...

    • asveikau 2 hours ago
      Is it me or are people too eager to "one track mind" everything into AI? If I had said thirty years ago that Microsoft would remote disable old copies of Office asking you to upgrade, literally no one would be surprised. This is standard MO for Microsoft, even in a world without AI.
      • jasonfarnon 2 hours ago
        "literally no one would be surprised" Microsoft 30 years ago was the gold standard for bending over backwards for backward compatibility. For the proposition that once you have purchased one of their products, you didn't have to maintain any further relationship with the company. This behavior is strictly the new 2010s Apple-like microsoft.
        • DrewADesign 48 minutes ago
          Adobe was really the pioneer for that.
        • sandworm101 1 hour ago
          Yup. Evil is gonna evil.

          I may be forced to use MS at work but at home I dont let their software past my router. A buddy of mine stayed for a few days while his place was being fixed. "Hey, why are my updates not happening?" "Oops, I forgot to tell you that all MS servers are inaccessible via the wifi."

        • stackghost 44 minutes ago
          >This behavior is strictly the new 2010s Apple-like microsoft.

          Surely you jest.

          US v Microsoft, the antitrust case, was decided in 1998. Microsoft has always been a shitty company run by shitty people doing shitty things.

          They enjoyed a brief upwell in public relations during the period when they had first seemingly embraced open source with WSL, GitHub, and maybe dotnet core, but it was merely a blip.

          Being overtly anti-consumer is baked into Microsoft's DNA. They'll always return to that baseline.

        • asveikau 1 hour ago
          > Microsoft 30 years ago was the gold standard for bending over backwards for backward compatibility

          And for reselling you the same office suite every couple of years.

          (Full disclosure, I worked there in the 2000s... So if anything I should be biased the other way.)

          • mghackerlady 1 hour ago
            Right, but if you bought office 2000 it was established that you would get to keep using office 2000 for as long as you wanted
            • asveikau 0 minutes ago
              Correct, but my point was if they had taken measures to counteract that nobody would have been surprised.
            • userbinator 46 minutes ago
              There are probably still a minority using Office 2000 out there, because it still does everything they need.
      • Underphil 1 hour ago
        This is a bizarrely revisionist take. Perhaps you weren't around at the time but that was not standard MO in the slightest. Obviously they were incredibly scummy in other ways, but that was not one of them.

        //Edit : I see from another comment that you say you worked there in the 2000s. Inclined to believe you, but having worked in the industry since the mid-90s I'm absolutely confident the general sentiment about Microsoft was not yet hatred. That came later.

        • cwnyth 17 minutes ago
          Counterpoint: Bill Gates' appearance in the Simpsons clearly depicts him as a nefarious bully. I think the Windows XP and the Gates Foundation actually resuscitated his image a bit. Windows was a bit hit or miss. Blue Screen of Death plagued Windows 98, Windows ME was a joke, even early XP wasn't great. (I personally wasn't a fan of XP when it came out, switching instead to Windows NT before moving over to Linux c. 2004.)

          Bill Gates the ruthless business-nerd was definitely a stereotype 30 years ago, though to your point I don't remember anyone talking about them revoking licenses for purchased software.

        • macintux 1 hour ago
          In the mid-90s, when I started my career, I was convinced (and very sad) that Microsoft had won the computing business and I was doomed to work on their software the rest of my life.

          So, perhaps "general" sentiment wasn't there yet, but certainly plenty of us held no love for the company. The only software from Microsoft I've ever really appreciated was Microsoft Musical Instruments.

        • esafak 1 hour ago
          I suppose it depends on what kind of users you have in mind; enthusiasts, versus average users. Before they became outright user-hostile they were known for their anti-competitive behavior and buggy products. People were calling them "Micro$oft" by the 90s, at the latest. And United States of America v. Microsoft Corporation started in '98.
      • elzbardico 2 hours ago
        No. It was not normal. I knew people who still had their original office 97 media installing it on windows 10, like a few years ago.
        • Suppafly 1 hour ago
          This, I've used old versions that I got as part of a site license for employees deal for years.
    • Aurornis 1 hour ago
      I don’t think Office 2019 for Mac is what AI labs would use for this.

      I don’t think this is related at all.

    • striking 2 hours ago
      > Windows and Android versions of Office are not affected by the certificate expiry.
    • rockskon 1 hour ago
      That's their problem that they're trying to make my problem.

      I don't care about their problem. It's their problem, not mine. They should not make their problem into my problem.

    • wmf 2 hours ago
      These are single-machine licenses. I doubt thousands of agents can run on a single machine.
      • nine_k 2 hours ago
        They can only use it to run a particular tool related to a piece of MSO software. This may be a relatively short operation, a relatively small part of an agent's activity. Then hundreds of agents can use a single machine with MSO, similarly to how hundreds of CI/CD workers can collectively use a single machine dedicated e.g. to providing secrets and signing binaries.
      • jimmaswell 2 hours ago
        Thousands of agents could remote into one strong enough machine, or even use DCOM.
      • Retr0id 2 hours ago
        Unless you snapshot a VM and run clones of it.
      • varispeed 2 hours ago
        How do you define a single machine?
        • wmf 2 hours ago
          The answer is far more comprehensive than I imagined.

          "...run one instance of the software on your device (the licensed device), for use by one person at a time... In this agreement, “device” means a local hardware system (whether physical or virtual) with an internal storage device capable of running the software. A hardware partition or blade is considered to be a device. For purposes of this agreement, “device” does not include any hardware system (whether physical or virtual) on which the software is installed or accessed solely for remote use over a network.

          this license does not give you any right to ... use the software as server software or to operate the device as a server; use the software to offer commercial hosting services; make the software available for simultaneous use by more than one user over a network; install the software on a server for remote access or use over a network; or install the software on a device for use only by remote users

          This license allows you to install only one instance of the software for use on one device, whether that device is physical or virtual. If you want to use the software on more than one virtual device, you must obtain a separate license for each instance.

          Microsoft may require you to activate the software over the Internet in order for you to use the software. ... The software may periodically and automatically reconnect to the Internet to confirm the license associated with the licensed device. If you do not reconnect your device to the Internet when required as part of the activation or reactivation process, the software may operate with reduced functionality.

          We hope we never have a dispute, but if we do, you and we agree to try for 60 days, upon receipt of a Notice of Dispute, to resolve it informally. If we can’t, you and we agree to binding individual arbitration before the American Arbitration Association (“AAA”) under the Federal Arbitration Act (“FAA”), and not to sue in court in front of a judge or jury. ... Class action lawsuits, class-wide arbitrations, private attorney-general actions, requests for public injunctions and any other proceeding where someone acts in a representative capacity aren’t allowed."

          https://www.microsoft.com/content/dam/microsoft/usetm/docume...

          • Spooky23 1 hour ago
            Yeah if you don’t license Office correctly for an RDS server, you’d by contract be liable for a license for each user and device used to access the server.
          • codedokode 59 minutes ago
            So you need to waive even the right to sue to use Office? I didn't think it was so bad...
            • DrewADesign 42 minutes ago
              Arbitration agreements are de rigueur in EULAs, terms of service, and all sorts of other contracts.
        • koolala 2 hours ago
          One OS instance.
    • doctorpangloss 2 hours ago
      ...on a Mac?
      • philistine 2 hours ago
        Yeah that makes no sense. Those AI are not running macOS instances to make you a docx. If anything, I’d expect them to write the weirdo xml of that cursed file format directly.
        • doubled112 1 hour ago
          Microsoft's own different versions of Office can't always reliably read/write docx between them.

          Is a layer of LLM going to make this better or worse? Could you train a model to be very good at it?

    • BoredPositron 1 hour ago
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  • thunfischtoast 2 hours ago
    When the pirated version is truer to the original contract than the official version. What a time to be alive.
    • userbinator 2 hours ago
      Could be as little as a one-byte difference to patch out the expiry check.
      • teaearlgraycold 2 hours ago
        Damn, you could create an illegal number by sharing an offset+value.
        • Retr0id 2 hours ago
          Or indeed an illegal LLM prompt: "/goal locate and patch out the licensing check"
          • userbinator 40 minutes ago
            It would be amusingly ironic if someone used Copilot to do it.
          • angry_octet 2 hours ago
            Enforcing your rights under your contract by patching out some cert validation checks seems legal to me. Maybe not in places with anti-circumvention laws, but elsewhere it seems fine.
      • varispeed 2 hours ago
        Sometimes one bit.
      • huflungdung 1 hour ago
        [dead]
    • CamperBob2 2 hours ago
      When buying isn't owning, pirating isn't stealing.
  • ok_computer 1 hour ago
    I’ve always bought a fresh perpetual license to office home and student with every new computer since 2005. That is four mac computers total and I assume ~$600 in office licenses over 21 years. Not a ton of money but not zero.

    My resume is typeset in LaTeX and I don’t make many slide decks for personal use. I figure I can get a decent Tex template. I don’t use excel much anymore.

    For my next mac I’ll probably just skip Office. I do not want a software subscription.

    I also usually buy Sublime text + Merge and Cubase audio, USB overdrive, Graphana for svgs, maybe a few other licenses. I will buy and do not pirate software, devs and companies deserve compensation for their work. I also do not rent software. Though I do a small yearly donation ($50) to the Python software foundation because that language got me out of hands-on labor in labs.

    I don’t care about agents at home. If Microsoft abandons a staple software package that has been a standard in personal computing since the 90’s then I’m only their customer at work lol.

    • mghackerlady 1 hour ago
      Use libreoffice, its good for the occasions you need actual office software instead of latex
      • cwnyth 12 minutes ago
        Agreed, and before the naysayers start chiming in, I wrote my whole dissertation in LibreOffice Writer without any issues. LibreOffice is fine. My one and only gripe is that the resume templates are sorely lacking, but that's a community issue, not a software one.
    • ashton314 1 hour ago
      All power to you!

      As an aside, have you seen Typst? It’s got LaTeX-level typesetting quality but the markup syntax is a lot friendlier (close to Markdown) and the scripting language is a Real Language™ with sensible error messages and sub-second compilation times even for big documents.

    • Suppafly 1 hour ago
      >I’ve always bought a fresh perpetual license to office home and student with every new computer since 2005.

      Why? Just to upgrade or what?

      • ok_computer 1 hour ago
        Yes, just to keep a current version in the decade. My first repurchase was either because moving from powerPC to Intel compatibility or wanting docx files with a big Office shift.

        The last time I bought Office was 2020 before returning to school (despite getting a student license). I do not see a good reason to now until someone in my household needs it for school.

  • 0x59 44 minutes ago
    MS hates him! Find out this one trick they don't want you to know!

    $ sudo pacman -S libreoffice

  • mrandish 1 hour ago
    How quickly certs went from "securing your software" to "securing our business model".
    • canyp 1 minute ago
      It was never about security. '"Secure" boot' is older than this and was the same trick, they would ideally not allow you to boot anything that wasn't signed by them. It is already very frustrating that you have to go out of your way to enter the UEFI and disable it. For everyone but the technical user, their goal is already accomplished.
  • tobadzistsini 1 hour ago
    Fine, I'll continue with LibreOffice if Satya insists.
  • IFC_LLC 2 hours ago
    The best company to do Microsoft in is Microsoft.

    They are responsible for awesome sales of MacBook Neo.

    • deaton 1 hour ago
      As the old adage goes, "the day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck will be the day they start making vacuum cleaners"
  • themadturk 1 hour ago
    The last time I refreshed my Mac setup I didn't reinstall my standalone Microsoft Office, which I'd kept for the (very) occasional Word compatibility need.

    Looks like I can trash the installer now, save a little drive space.

  • nytesky 2 hours ago
    Did Apple pay them to drop support to boost their revamped Numbers/Pages/Keynote suite (ClarisWorks Infitniy.0).

    Obviously this is a joke, though there was a period when Microsoft invested in Apple to serve as a stand-in foil for the anti-trust lawsuit. So tactical investing for something other than monetary ROI has precedent …

    • jdswain 2 hours ago
      In a way it's not a joke. I was just considering that myself. I pay for a M365 family license, but when I think about it, I could do everything I actually use it for in Numbers and Pages. The only thing is file format compatibility, it is useful to be able to open word documents and be sure the formatting is correct, but even that is less important than it used to be. I used to make use of Office to edit work documents on my Mac, but security considerations prevent this now.
      • philistine 2 hours ago
        Switch to iWork and get a copy of LibreOffice whenever an old docx document looks funky in Pages.

        Buy yourself something nice every month with the money you save.

  • ronbenton 2 hours ago
    I’m shocked I say. Shocked.
    • Ygg2 2 hours ago
      Well. Not that shocked.
    • gchamonlive 2 hours ago
      Utterly flabbergasted
  • bastawhiz 2 hours ago
    Interesting that the deadline is checks notes one day before the Nightmare deadline. Definitely not a coincidence, right?
    • cheschire 47 minutes ago
      It’s also the day before SharePoint 2016 and SharePoint 2019 (both considered office products) fall out of support and have to be replaced by SharePoint subscription edition.
    • VanTheBrand 1 hour ago
      The certificate was issued before the Nightmare Eclipse zero day thing started but I suppose it’s possible there are other certificates expiring around the same time that could be connected to the Nightmare deadline. Probably a coincidence though
    • verandaguy 43 minutes ago
      What's the nightmare deadline? I'm guessing it's October 14, but what happens then?
    • kstrauser 1 hour ago
      What’s the Nightmare deadline? I’m out of the loop on Microsoft news.
      • bastawhiz 1 hour ago
        Microsoft mistreated a security researcher, the researcher publicly dumped a horde of Microsoft zero days, Microsoft was decidedly miffed, the researcher says they'll "shatter Microsoft's bones" on July 14.
  • g023 2 hours ago
    When did "hate the customer" become a thing?
    • cwnyth 6 minutes ago
      The phrase "there's a sucker born every minute" is well over two centuries old.[1]

      [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There%27s_a_sucker_born_every_...

    • cm11 2 hours ago
      Your satisfaction is your margin is their opportunity.
    • anigbrowl 1 hour ago
      Look at generational C-suite shifts in Silicon Valley. Post the financial crisis, all regulatory efforts concentrated on banks and brokers for a decade, and tech firms were given a free rein. Boards apparently chose 'growth over anything else' types to lead.
    • jordanb 1 hour ago
      When Google beat their antitrust suit
  • notamario 2 hours ago
    Yarr, this be thievery.
    • gchamonlive 2 hours ago
      You don't ask to talk to Microsoft representatives anymore, you invoke the code for the right of parley.
      • bitwize 2 hours ago
        Aye, but the Pirates' Code is more what ye call guidelines than actual rules.
  • skeledrew 1 hour ago
    Well, technically they never said the products would continue to function with the same functionality. But also this is Micro$oft, and I would've thought people would know by now that do only what's in their own interest.
    • Minor49er 1 hour ago
      It's entirely reasonable to expect the basic functionality of document and spreadsheet editors to edit documents and spreadsheets. If an editor no longer can edit, it's no longer functional. Microsoft seems to know this which is why they removed the "continue to function" clause from their end-of-support page.

      Unfortunately this kind of thing will continue since Microsoft can survive any slap on the wrist that might come their way for their sleazy practices. They've done it countless times throughout their existence. It has been paying off enough for them to keep doing it.

      • skeledrew 51 minutes ago
        > They've done it countless times throughout their existence.

        Exactly. As such I no longer consider them accountable when they do this kind of thing. It's the buyers' fault for not voting for better with their wallets, and I have 0 sympathy for them.

  • kopirgan 1 hour ago
    This could be class action worthy..
    • Tostino 58 minutes ago
      Ah, sadly the license forbids that, or even individual suit. Only arbitration.
      • kopirgan 47 minutes ago
        Isn't that itself challenge-able?
  • 866-RON-0-FEZ 2 hours ago
    I am impacted by this and am furious about it. Mostly because I'm reading about it here and not from, you know, Microsoft, of whom I am a customer.

    If Apple can release updates for ancient iOS versions to update certificates years after the fact, then these fucking assholes can do the same. The auto-update functionality is there. They are choosing not to use it.

  • nullhole 2 hours ago
    s/perpetual/permanent

    perpetual has pejorative connotations and only started appearing in marketing speak when software rental became the new business model.

  • reenorap 1 hour ago
    I have a purchased copy of Office 2013 and they can pry it off my cold dead hands.
  • matheusmoreira 21 minutes ago
    > By May 30, 2026, the original 2023 end-of-support page had been re-dated and rewritten on Microsoft's site; the "continue to function" clause was removed.

    Never fails to impress how utterly Orwellian these big techs can be.

  • pdonis 1 hour ago
    More users for LibreOffice.
  • userbinator 2 hours ago
    Microsoft 365 apps use a digital certificate to validate licensing. The certificate currently in use expires on July 13, 2026.

    ...and I'd almost be willing to bet that, as usual, the cracked version will remain perfectly functional.

  • yoyohello13 25 minutes ago
    If you’re still using Microsoft products at this point it’s your own damn fault. They have been doing this shit for years… decades.
  • dmitrygr 2 hours ago
    Sound like Microsoft's given me permission to make some binary patches to return functionality I already paid for, and to share it with my 7 billion closest friends. Cool.
  • ____tom____ 2 hours ago
    So, do I just disable updates?

    How do I do that?

    • jandrese 2 hours ago
      No, the problem is the software has an internal certificate that is about to expire.

      This is exactly the sort of scenario where I do not feel bad at all tracking down an online crack that disables the certificate check.

      That said, it is probably not in Microsoft's best interest for people to have a legitimate reason to discover how much easier life can be if you pirate software.

    • altairprime 2 hours ago
      As described, the licensing system will fail you into readonly locally unless you subscribe Office Clippy 365, buy Office 2024, apply Office 2021 updates, or (not listed) apply third-party licensing cracks for Office 2019.

      Presumably we’ll know soon if network firewalling the licensing server helps, but I expect it’ll just delay the intentional failure by a few months at best.

  • jefecoon 2 hours ago
    class action lawsuit?

    maybe i'll eventually get a settlement for my multiple Office Mac licenses that won't buy me a latte. what a joke.

    note to self: never buy anything from MSFT ever again.

  • crest 2 hours ago
    This should be treated as an organised crime syndicate stealing the purchase price from every customer.
  • drnick1 2 hours ago
    Just use LibreOffice or other better tools like TeX instead of a WYSIWYG editor. With AI it is easier than ever to port existing documents, even if you have to OCR the original.
    • nine_k 2 hours ago
      The problem is when your counterparty sends and expects MSO documents with latest advanced features.
    • chorizo 1 hour ago
      This is software I paid for specifically because I didn’t want a subscription. If I wanted to use Libreoffice instead, I would have.
  • dangus 2 hours ago
    I would encourage affected customers to go to small claims court. You’ll probably get a default judgment. Small claims court was created for just this type of issue.
    • amluto 2 hours ago
      IMO it would be better if there was a general mechanism to prevent profiting from corrupt business practices. For example, a court could determine how much money Microsoft made by selling perpetual licenses that turned out to be a lie, add interest, add a 50% penalty, and require Microsoft to pay all of that into a trust to be collected by any customers harmed.

      The point would not be so much to help the customers but to cause the actual cost to Microsoft to be sufficiently high as to disincentivize corrupt behavior.

      • wmf 2 hours ago
        The general mechanism is lawsuits; in this case class action lawsuits.
        • thayne 1 hour ago
          And this mechanism is pretty ineffective.

          Class action lawsuits usually end up with settlements where the offender pays much less than the harm they caused, and those harmed get almost nothing. Even if it does go all the way to a court verdict, the sentence is usually insufficient. And the process is long and expensive.

          I don't really know what the solution is, but the current system clearly isn't working. And I don't think it was really designed for the scale of mega corporations with hundreds of thousands or even millions of customers.

      • anigbrowl 1 hour ago
        You can do class action litigation, but that takes years and the lawyers collect 30-50% of any settlement. The economics for customers don't make sense.
        • amluto 6 minutes ago
          Right. And IMO it works poorly. It’s extremely common to see a settlement such that the company still ends up ahead on its problematic behavior.
        • codedokode 51 minutes ago
          The Office 2024 license quoted in comment [1] says that "class action lawsuits ... aren't allowed" (but only if you live in US). Truly free country where you a free to even waive your right to sue.

          [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48341968

          • simoncion 11 minutes ago
            > Truly free country where you a free to even waive your right to sue.

            Yep. It's difficult to say that the folks in the country are free when they often have to surrender their right to access the courts to get jobs, health insurance, medical care, access to telecommunications, shelter, delivery services, bill-payment services, etc, etc, etc, and obligate themselves to arbitration that nearly always gags both parties.

            AT&T Mobility v. Concepcion was a monstrous decision. Arbitration was always an option. If you have to force people to choose the dispute resolution option you claim is cheaper [0] and fairer, odds are good that it's neither of those things.

            [0] Remember when -IIRC- Doordash plead with Federal court to permit it to move its mass arbitration into court because the arbitration was too expensive (and how they got their ass kicked out of court)? Remember how like a month later, all the arbitration companies magically got a "We will handle no more than twenty complaining parties at once. All yall bitches got to get in line." clause in their rules governing mass arbitration? Yea, "good" times.

    • r-johnv 2 hours ago
      But you most likely signed a binding arbitration clause in the TOS
      • abigail95 2 hours ago
        Same result and then Microsoft would be paying for arbitration
    • harry8 2 hours ago
      But they’ve got you. Nobody uses Microsoft office turdware unless they’re locked in and have to.

      You lose access to it. You’re cooked.

      • thfuran 2 hours ago
        If you’re cooked because of Microsoft’s willful destruction of property, that just means it’s not a small claim anymore.
      • Barbing 2 hours ago
        I actually have a retiree in mind to whom I’ll have to recommend LibreOffice https://libreoffice.org
      • dangus 2 hours ago
        You’re right, I’m sure nobody’s made any kind of mass activation scripts that you could find online and get a better experience than paying customers.
  • dminvs 1 hour ago
    another tick in the "never ever have a partnership with Microsoft" column...
  • superkuh 2 hours ago
    Another situation in which the fragility of CA TLS creates finite and very short software lifetimes. No software that uses CA TLS can say their applications "will continue to function". But Microsoft did and that's on them.
    • Kapura 2 hours ago
      you're acting like this wasn't intentional
      • gchamonlive 2 hours ago
        Maybe it wasn't which is worse, meaning Microsoft despite being in the top 10 most valuable companies in the world can't even get these basic details right. I think assuming this was intentional is actually giving Microsoft the benefit of the doubt tbh.
        • Kapura 2 hours ago
          do you like, not understand how capitalism does to tech
          • gchamonlive 2 hours ago
            The semantic function of modulators like "maybe" and "I think" implies the statement is hypothetical. My comment was intended to subvert the expectations around the intentionality behind Microsoft actions to make it look even worse than it is. It's got nothing to do with the enshitification of products in closed software immersed in our current economic ethos. I hope this clarifies my "understanding of [what] capitalism does to tech".

            But I'm fun at parties, I swear :P

      • superkuh 2 hours ago
        I don't mean to imply it isn't. I wouldn't be surpised. I just have no evidence of such. CA TLS is messy and pretty much impossible to get right even over medium timescales.

        But it does reminds me of when Garmin GPS would make the storage filesystem limited to say, 3GB of read size, then offer "lifetime map updates" while knowing that in a few years the new map size will not be readable on old Garmin devices.

        • harry8 2 hours ago
          “ the original 2023 end-of-support page had been re-dated and rewritten on Microsoft's site; the "continue to function" clause was removed”

          You sound like a shill trying to muddy the waters. It’s petty clear when they silently change their web pages to delete features sold that it’s quite deliberate or did they accidentally do that too? Do you have a direct or indirect relationship with microsoft perchance or just missed it in TFA maybe?

          • II2II 55 minutes ago
            If you're talking about the modified web pages, then disabling the licenses is intentional. If you're talking about the original decision to use certificates around 2019, it is more doubtful. Sure, they would have known the certificates would expire, they could push out a small update to remedy that, and that they would eventually stop doing so. On the other hand, doing so seven or eight years later on a platform where they could probably wait another five years and expect Apple to do the job for them (i.e. Apple isn't going to maintain Intel support forever). That seems like an invitation for angry and potentially litigious users.
          • superkuh 2 hours ago
            Far from it. I'm a "shill" for my own private cause of trying to point out that CA TLS is so bad it cannot be differentiated from malicious behavior and offers as a cover for it. Also, did you not read, "But Microsoft did and that's on them.". I have no relation to microsoft.
            • Lammy 1 hour ago
              I agree with you. I hate that there's any mechanism with a built-in time limit that anyone can sell as a Good Thing to well-meaning but naive people.

              Look we're using encryption; you like that right? More encryption == more secure == your peers will attack you if you don't like it.

  • sieabahlpark 47 minutes ago
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  • systemBuilder 2 hours ago
    Only morons use microsoft office products willingly. Haven't bought a copy of office, ever. I used to buy corporate laptops for $200 with $250 copies of office on them. Have been 100% on google docs since 2015.
    • witheredspirit 2 hours ago
      Stop blaming the users when it's literally the company that's violating the contract/agreement (and potentially violating the law). Superiority complex about your proposed solution is ridiculous because Google can and will close down your account for any reason they see fit and you'll lose all your Google docs you made since 2015 (and more). It wouldn't be the first.
      • Hizonner 1 hour ago
        > Stop blaming the users when it's literally the company that's violating the contract/agreement (and potentially violating the law).

        Why not both? I mean, if you leave your keys in your car and the window down, the car thief is definitely the one who should go to jail, but you're still an idiot.

        I do agree that you have to be a special kind of stupid to take people to task for trusting Microsoft "perpetual" licenses while yourself trusting Google much more. I mean, just using Google in the first place is even dumber than buying the Microsoft license, but that's above and beyond the call.