Cursor Camp

(neal.fun)

477 points | by bpierre 7 hours ago

54 comments

  • jbombadil 5 hours ago
    I think there's a case for a corporate class action lawsuit against Neal for employee productivity loss every time every time a new game is published.
    • latexr 1 hour ago
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Quest

      > There is an urban myth that the release of Dragon Quest III caused a law to be passed in Japan banning the sale of Dragon Quest games or video games in general except on certain days such as weekends or national holidays. When III was released in Japan, over 300 schoolchildren were arrested for truancy while waiting in stores for the game to be released. The rumor claims there was a measurable dip in productivity when a Dragon Quest game was released and although muggings of Dragon Quest titles became so widespread that there were hearings in the Japanese Diet, no law was ever passed.

      • Aeolun 11 minutes ago
        Arrested for truancy?
        • LeoPanthera 7 minutes ago
          Truancy is a crime in many countries, including the USA.
    • 0x3444ac53 2 hours ago
      Lmao it's blocked on my corporate wifi
      • echelon 2 hours ago
        That's a crime. Your HR/IT are certifiably not fun.
        • swyx 1 hour ago
          dont make them the scapegoats. who was it that said "behind every rule on that wall is an idiot who made it necessary"
  • latexr 21 minutes ago
    Badge Guide (to avoid spoilers, encoded with rot13¹):

    * Cannonball!: Tb ba gur qvivat obneq va gur cbby. Fbhgurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbfvgvba.

    * Treasure Hunter: Teno n zrgny qrgrpgbe gura frnepu arne gur yrsg fvqr bs gur ibyyrlonyy svryq. Abegujrfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbfvgvba.

    * Goal!: Fpber n tbny jvgu gur fbppre onyy. Fbhgurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * S'more Please: Teno n znefuznyybj sebz gur ohpxrg naq chg gurz va gur ovt sver. Gnxrf nobhg gra frpbaqf. Abegurnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * Cat Person: Crg gur png va gur ubhfr. Abegujrfg arne gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * Take a Seat: Fvg ba gjb punvef.

    * Slide!: Tb ba gur ovt fyvqr. Rnfg sebz gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    * Beachcomber: Svaq nyy gur frnfuryyf.

    * Green Thumb: Jngre gur irtrgnoyrf. Fbhgujrfg arne gur fgnegvat cbvag.

    ¹ https://rot13.com

  • bko 5 hours ago
    I like that this is on the front page and there are no comments. I imagine because everyone is busy exploring and didn't yet go back to the comments to see what people think. Good sign!
    • LorenDB 5 hours ago
      Well, clearly you and I have made it out alive :)
      • SamBam 1 hour ago
        I only managed to get out once I had earned all 9 badges...
        • swyx 1 hour ago
          ah so you havent discovered the secret 10th badge yet, have you
    • onehair 4 hours ago
      clearly xD
  • tikimcfee 3 hours ago
    I had fun on the internet again. Thank you internet people <3
    • chrisshroba 2 hours ago
      This is such a breath of fresh air. I feel like I'm back on Club Penguin!
  • tschwimmer 41 minutes ago
    Does anyone know how he is implementing country detection? I'm certain it's not GeoIP since my current IP address (and physical location) is different than the country it's showing me from.
  • danielrmay 3 hours ago
    Brilliant. If you needed proof the internet is still alive, here you go. I feel like Neal's creations are the result of creatively iterating on "what if" and "why not".
  • KerrickStaley 4 hours ago
    I love this! It reminds me of https://cursordanceparty.com/ which was built by a friend about 15 years ago and is still online :)
  • Nautman 57 minutes ago
    I think it's incredible that you can feel a human connection with someone on the other side of the world purely by moving your cursors together. Just had a "game" of soccer with random people.

    Well done, Neal!

  • tokioyoyo 39 minutes ago
    Reminded me of Club Penguin days.
  • 0xferruccio 48 minutes ago
    Incredibly well done by Neal as usual!! Always has new fun experiments that are always completely new concepts
  • hadrien01 2 hours ago
    I'm really watching 12 Angry Men through a small window in a wonderfully cute browser game, I love it!
  • ebbi 2 hours ago
    So much fun! I ended up playing beach volleyball with a bunch of people from around the world! :D excellent!
    • fatthor123 2 hours ago
      [flagged]
      • ebbi 2 hours ago
        Unfortunately it's the start of my work day so I had to force myself to close the tab! Will give it another go after work...
      • SamBam 1 hour ago
        Find treasure hunting equipment on the beach...
  • bovermyer 33 minutes ago
    I loved the impromptu dance party I had in this with a bunch of people just bouncing on the stage.
  • TheGRS 2 hours ago
    Well this is one of the most adorable things I've seen in a while. Thank you for sharing a little joy. So many little details I love, falling off the waterfall, the cursor size fading into the background, the flashlight in the cave. Haven't explored it all but going to share this right away.
  • bhresko1 4 hours ago
    I absolutely love this. Kind of gives me Club Penguin vibes.
    • jborichevskiy 1 hour ago
      I got taken back to Club Penguin as well. Especially clicking into the cave or treehouse and getting transported into a little side pocket of the map. Amazing work!
  • parentheses 43 minutes ago
    Legit first post I've wanted to upvote in a long time.
  • latexr 1 hour ago
    For the beach volleyball, aim to click only when the ball is in its downward trajectory.
  • WillieCubed 1 hour ago
    The art style here is really charming. Thanks for the whimsy today!
  • throw5 3 hours ago
    I really had fun with this one. You know what would make it even cosier? Being able to choose a small avatar for ourselves. The mouse pointer as your icon feels a very impersonal at the moment. Having avatars would make it feel more like we're all hanging out together in this wonderland.
    • stronglikedan 3 hours ago
      It's not what you asked for, but right click to choose an enhanced icon. (EDIT: Oops that appears to just be a temporary emoticon)
      • devilbunny 1 hour ago
        You can put the hat on. It's in the main camp building in a bedroom. Your cursor will be wearing a hat from then on.
        • ZeWaka 30 minutes ago
          You can also put other clothes on, like sunglasses and shorts.
  • bitwize 19 minutes ago
    When I was a teenager we had the Living Books edition of Arthur's Teacher Trouble on CD-ROM as part of a "multimedia kit". Every page had short animations that would play by clicking on random things with your cursor, in addition to following along with the story, clicking on single words to hear them pronounced and spelled, etc. It was incredible and paved the way for similar phenomena like clickable Easter eggs in Homestar Runner cartoons.

    This reminded me of that.

  • topherjaynes 4 hours ago
    Well, lads, 10 laps, been a day, going to sleep.
  • wellthisisgreat 25 minutes ago
    Cursor brethren, why y u no join me on my pink flamingo expedition
  • GrifMD 1 hour ago
    That was delightful, what more can I say?
  • ceroxylon 3 hours ago
    When I see the domain of a post is neal.fun, I instantly get a huge grin because I know I am about to be delighted. Thank you Neal! The beach yurt with the mushroom soup was a hilarious touch.
  • deviantony 2 hours ago
    I love Neal's creations so much !
  • asadm 2 hours ago
    I wonder whats the multiplayer stack here. I haven't looked yet.
  • kami23 3 hours ago
    This reminds me of the old internet for some reason I can't really nail down, but maybe the club penguin-ess of it.
  • antdke 2 hours ago
    That was a lot of fun. Brought back some nostalgia :)
  • tiffanyh 2 hours ago
    Cool, but wow - my iPhone heats up super fast while on that site.
  • buremba 2 hours ago
    I don't usually like my cursor to be hijacked but man, I like this one.
  • thatguymike 4 hours ago
    Well this is incredibly joyful, well done.
  • melonpan7 1 hour ago
    It even works on mobile, brilliant.
  • structuredPizza 2 hours ago
    We have achieved world peace, fanks Neal :)
  • darshanmakwana 4 hours ago
    This is awesome! Where can I find the music from the DJ booth? I can listen to that all day
  • wg0 2 hours ago
    I thought its the 60 billion dollars one.
  • xnx 4 hours ago
    Any tips for getting the right-click menu to work with a touchpad?

    I two-finger tap, but the menu immediately disappears.

    • 52-6F-62 4 hours ago
      Click + hold. Then move onto an option
      • xnx 4 hours ago
        Argh. No luck.
  • spking 3 hours ago
    Touch virtual grass
  • SlackingOff123 2 hours ago
    I can't get the 17th shell :(
    • alstonite 1 hour ago
      SPOILER

      the two that are hard to find are 1. by the river on the far left and 2. at the main spawn point

    • bl4ckneon 1 hour ago
      One is kinda half hidden behind a tree on the far right and another one is next to the starting sign. The rest are on the beach area and very slightly off the beach area
    • fatthor123 2 hours ago
      [flagged]
  • nerdsniper 4 hours ago
    The last seashell is eluding me. Otherwise I got all the badges.
    • lbebber 3 hours ago
      Near the title sign, on the center of the camp, is where I found the last one I missed
      • fatthor123 2 hours ago
        [flagged]
        • _air 2 hours ago
          Grab a metal detector to the left of the volleyball court. Then hold it near the bottom left edge of the court
        • SamBam 1 hour ago
          You need to stop spamming this message. This isn't Reddit.
  • lanewinfield 59 minutes ago
    Really putting the "fun" in "Neal.fun." Yet another amazing work by Neal Agarwal.
  • neurowave 4 hours ago
    Nice use of Rive!
  • huseyinkeles 5 hours ago
    Really love all his work!

    Check out the Space Elevator or Size of Life too.

  • andrethegiant 4 hours ago
    Absolutely incredible. Well done Neal
  • madebysnacks 4 hours ago
    So engaging! Made me smile the entire time
  • biosubterranean 4 hours ago
    This is great
  • BrunoBernardino 4 hours ago
    Remember to have fun, people!
  • dylkil 2 hours ago
    Weirdly i got slight motion sickness from this
  • nkmnz 3 hours ago
    This was fun!
  • hmokiguess 3 hours ago
    awww man that was fun!
  • subpar 3 hours ago
    firefly! iykyk
  • ondrek 3 hours ago
    This is the reason I love Hckrnews.
  • fatthor123 2 hours ago
    [flagged]
    • botzi2001 2 hours ago
      I think this you need to take the metal detector from the beach and search in the area
  • fatthor123 2 hours ago
    [flagged]
    • frankfrank13 1 hour ago
      brother how many times are you gonna comment that
  • forsakenharmony 3 hours ago
    please don't re-implement mouse movement, this would work perfectly fine without and now it just feels really bad to use because my sensitivity is fucked
    • sgtlaggy 2 hours ago
      My mouse is set to 400 DPI, acceleration off (libinput flat profile), and default (0) sensitivity (range -1.0 - 1.0, no change at 1.0). Had similar settings on Windows, games have crazy high default sensitivity but websites like this have extremely low sensitivity. I had to crank my DPI up to 2000 to make it usable and 4000 to be comfortable and roughly match desktop settings, but this also made the cursor extremely unwieldy when pausing the game. This and volume control are my biggest gripes.
    • Macha 2 hours ago
      Yeah, whatever bug they have with this affected me two, was swinging my mouse across most of my desk to move any distance whatsoever.
      • duderific 1 hour ago
        I noticed this on Safari, but when I switched to Chrome it seemed fine.
      • fatthor123 2 hours ago
        [flagged]
    • asadm 2 hours ago
      except thats the whole point of this game. mouse movement needs to be controlled by the game here!