The Onion to Take over InfoWars

(nytimes.com)

153 points | by lxm 2 days ago

10 comments

  • qnleigh 1 hour ago
    When this all started, the Onion released a priceless 'press statement':

    "Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

    No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. And yet, in a stroke of good fortune, a formidable special interest group has outwitted the hapless owner of InfoWars (a forgettable man with an already-forgotten name) and forced him to sell it at a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars..."

    Full statement here https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/

  • gnabgib 4 hours ago
    Discussion (627 points, 2 days ago, 320 comments) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47837611
  • jbombadil 4 hours ago
  • mikeodds 43 minutes ago
    Maybe I’m out of touch, but doesn’t a $1.4b dollar settlement for this seem rather… large?
    • mcdonje 12 minutes ago
      We're not going to have a rehash of the McDonald's coffee settlement argument here, are we?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punitive_damages

    • kikokikokiko 22 minutes ago
      The idea was never to apply a reasonable punishment, it's just an excuse to destroy and silence a voice that, for better or worse, is uncontrollable by the establishment. Out of every 10 things you read on a place like Infowars, 5 will be crazy cucko insane shit, 4 will be common sense american conservative talking points, but one will be some hard truth that no side of the power scale wants to be said out loud. Infowars delenda est.
      • OtherShrezzing 12 minutes ago
        I’m just not sure you can make the claim that this is an issue between the outlet and the establishment. It’s had hosts like Roger Stone doing 5 episodes a week. He’s the former campaign advisor for the sitting president of the United States, and advisor to Dole, Bush (both), and Reagan.

        It doesn’t get more establishment than that. So the “down and out anti-establishment underdog” narrative doesn’t apply in my opinion.

      • BadBadJellyBean 17 minutes ago
        He hurt innocent people with his voice without regrets. He wanted to die on that hill and if so he can be lucky that only his voice might die.
        • hagbard_c 8 minutes ago
          If "hurting innocent people with [their] voice without regret" is to become cause for such "settlements" there are many, many individuals about to be "settled down". Jerks like Hasan Piker, cooks like Candace Owens can all start their application for affordable housing soon.
        • kikokikokiko 13 minutes ago
          Yes, and he should be punished for the Sandyhook fiasco. But 1.4 billion dollars? Is that reasonable punishment? Why not 1 trillion dollars? It's as clear as day that the intent is to silence his voice, and not because of Sandyhoook.
  • qwertytyyuu 1 hour ago
    No way, i can't believe it actually happened! I would have though alex would though alex and his goons would have managed to stop it
  • treebeard901 3 hours ago
    Turning into an odd form of a take over. Basically renting it for 3 months to let Tim Heidecker do a few shows??
  • razorbeamz 2 days ago
    I hope Dan and Jordan can get the desk like they've always wanted.
    • treebeard901 3 hours ago
      I'm concerned they won't know what to do without Alex. Already going back over shows from 2006...
  • mellosouls 3 hours ago
    Editorialized title. It has a plan to take over that will need approval. Lots of non-paywalled coverage that would be better links, eg:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/20/the-onion-al...

    See previous discussion linked in sibling as well.

  • phendrenad2 2 hours ago
    A million dollars a year for... what? A gag that fans of infowars won't watch, and there aren't enough anti-fans to appreciate? It feels personal at this point.
    • ChrisRR 32 minutes ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      Of course it's personal. Alex Jones is an arsehole manufacturing outrage for profit. Being made fun of is the least of his problems

    • HerbManic 2 hours ago
      Tim heidecker summarised their thinking wonderfully.

      "I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity”.

    • luke727 2 hours ago
      Not to mention Alex Jones is still up and running elsewhere spreading his nonsense and hawking his merch. So it's a cute gag, I guess, and gets the Sandy Hook families some money, but doesn't really change the status quo.
      • aqme28 46 minutes ago
        I disagree. It's a lot better than if it were bought by simply a different far-right media outlet.

        This keeps it out of that ecosystem, which I think is a really good thing.

    • jayd16 2 hours ago
      Think of it as a million dollar ad buy.
    • gundamdoubleO 46 minutes ago
      It's funny
    • watwut 2 hours ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      It is openly and proudly personal. It is also political, also openly.

      • unconed 1 hour ago
        It's also incredibly petty and feels like a sanctioned Two Minute Hate for wannabe edgy lefties who don't have a single actually heretical bone in their body.
        • Arodex 1 hour ago
          So, amongst all the things that happened and happening right now, you think "someone is incredibly petty against Alex Jones" is worth spending your time complaining about. Alex Jones, the one who harassed mass shooting survivors.
        • jjj123 54 minutes ago
          Seems appropriate for satirists to do a petty attack on a bad man. That’s kind of the whole thing, isn’t it?

          I’d rather it be collective action that produces real change, but humor is cathartic so I’ll take it.

        • Angostura 25 minutes ago
          Pause for a moment. Do you have young kids? Imagine for a moment that they were slaughtered in a mass shooting and a bunch of people made money by launching a harassment campaign targeting you as a liar who probably never had kids, or alternatively used them as paid actors. Imagine this campaign went on for years.

          And someone repurpose one of the instigator’s web sites as a humour outlet is the issue that leaves a bad taste in your mouth?

        • Pay08 1 hour ago
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    • vor_ 2 hours ago
      Because it's funny that The Onion will be taking over InfoWars.
    • reedf1 1 hour ago
      > It feels personal at this point.

      Fucking hell that's a funny line.