33 comments

  • Havoc 1 hour ago
    Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?
    • leni536 1 minute ago
      > requires a fecal sample So requires the user to log in?
    • bartread 38 minutes ago
      > installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan

      Do you work for Microsoft or something? Please do do not give them ideas.

      • kotaKat 11 minutes ago
        “Featuring a partnership with Kohler Health and the Dekoda toilet camera and Withings and their UScan piss sensor…”
    • orwin 47 minutes ago
      I can really see them ship the first, that's at the same time very funny, and quite sad.
      • __s 31 minutes ago
        first one is a really slick tooltip ui to make sure people read tooltips. hover over button, it slides out while revealing tooltip text in its place, move cursor to button again

        if you want to make sure people read a lot of instructions you can chain this so that you need to hover over the button multiple times, revealing the instructions a bit at a time

    • xattt 46 minutes ago
      “Your sample was insufficient. Please try again later.”
      • SSLy 40 minutes ago
        "please drink the verification can"
        • pixl97 23 minutes ago
          Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

          Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

  • ralferoo 1 hour ago
    Hehe, this reminds me of 30 years ago when people used to stylise it as Micro$oft or creatively misspell it as Microshaft, etc. Even on the Amiga, there was the filesystem that could read PC format disks that was called MessyDos. It just seems like the next generation has discovered what an easy name it is to make puns from.
    • st_goliath 1 hour ago
      If you're German-speaking: "Klopilot" and "Vibrierkot" are some modern day personal favorites.

      On a similar, nostalgic note, I recall boot screens for "Sinnlos 98" floating around, back when modifying the bootup logo was a thing.

      • froh42 12 minutes ago
        Ok, Vibrierkot is something for the German shitpost communities with all my Zuhausis im Zwischennetz.
      • AndyPa32 34 minutes ago
        There are regions in Germany (Hessen) where "Azure" is pronounced the exact same way as "Ärger" (trouble). Makes you think...
        • ThreeFx 17 minutes ago
          Wow, that's incredible. Even though I'm from Hessen, I never thought of making that connection!
          • Zigurd 4 minutes ago
            For Latvians Windows Vista was pretty funny cluck cluck.
      • croes 20 minutes ago
        Don’t forget Kleinweich
      • adornKey 1 hour ago
        "Der Ätsch-Browser".
    • wasting_time 5 minutes ago
      MS-DOS itself is derived from QDOS, which stands for "Quick and Dirty Operating System".

      Things only went downhill from there.

    • riffraff 1 hour ago
      Last week on a comedy show (the daily show) they made a joke about bill gates "micro and soft" which was old in the 90s already, so I can confirm this is the case.
    • henriquecm8 16 minutes ago
      In Brazil people used to say "Ruindows", which is a play with the portuguese word for bad.
    • fluoridation 1 hour ago
      Don't forget Windoze.
      • Seb-C 5 minutes ago
        In french we have Windaube (pronunced Windob).

        Daube is a slang word for something of low quality.

      • ddtaylor 1 hour ago
        Don't forget Winblows
        • lelanthran 1 hour ago
          Another oldie

          "If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"

          Ah, good times... :-)

          • jackdoe 1 hour ago
            I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heart

            good times :)

            • ValentineC 49 minutes ago
              I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :)
              • deltoidmaximus 30 minutes ago
                IIRC with Windows 98 you could just use any product key you had on as many machines as you wanted since there was no activation or real phoning home capabilities. So most likely your whole friend group would be using the same serial that was copied off your uncle's old gateway.
              • Tade0 34 minutes ago
                Ah, FuCK Gates, William.

                I think there were at least three other commonly used codes, but this one was by far the most popular.

      • infinityplus1 1 hour ago
        Internet exploder
        • Maken 42 minutes ago
          Internet Exploiter
    • pjmlp 1 hour ago
      I used to have a M$ email signature 30 years ago, and pay, nowaydays I mostly use Windows on my laptop, because I am not willing to pay Apple prices even though I can afford them, and even last year I was dealing with GNU/Linux installation issues on a Gigabyte BRIX.
  • quadruple 1 hour ago
    What community is there to house around Microsoft Copilot? Seriously, why does Microsoft Copilot need a Discord Server? What do I talk about when I join the Microsoft Copilot server? What are we doing here?
    • TheAceOfHearts 42 minutes ago
      I'd imagine that there's some discussion about how to make the most out of the tool as well as discussion of experiments and capabilities. I'm not even sure what exactly "Microsoft Copilot" entails anymore because of the multiple rebrands, but having a place where you can discuss exploring plugins and other adjacent features seems useful.

      Not quite the same, but recently I was recently looking around for communities centered around Claude Code for discussion about people's workflows as well as discussion about what plugins people are using and if they notice it making a significant difference.

      Since the technology is still evolving, having an active community can help you discover new patterns and explore the space more effectively.

      • avhception 33 minutes ago
        > [...] I'm not even sure what exactly "Microsoft Copilot" entails anymore [...]

        Watching from the sidelines (not a Microsoft user), I've completely lost track. Between this, the Azure 365 cloud whatever stuff, I have no idea what many of the products even exactly are any more.

        • pixl97 20 minutes ago
          Simply put Microsoft is the worst company at naming stuff. Even when they come up with a good name for something, they'll name 3 other totally different products the same thing to maximize confusion.
    • sunaookami 24 minutes ago
      The same as every other Discord server: Giving a few people the feeling of power over dozens of channels with memes and unsearchable low-quality "discussions".
    • snowram 30 minutes ago
      It reminds me of the US army and their fabulous idea to open a Twitch channel. Went as well as you expect.
    • airstrike 28 minutes ago
      How do you do, fellow kids?
    • wiseowise 16 minutes ago
      It’s just another checkbox in someone’s performance review, no need to think too hard about it.
    • xmcqdpt2 1 hour ago
      Maybe all the users are OpenClaw instances?
  • ppap3 1 hour ago
    I don't take this lightly. These are the folks who are doing what they can to be part of the government. They simply cannot take criticism and this seems to be a pattern moving forward.
  • petepete 49 minutes ago
    Why is Microsoft using Discord and not Teams?
    • dessimus 5 minutes ago
      So non-employees join and provide free support to other users without having to pay them.
    • Maken 41 minutes ago
      Why would anyone use Teams?
      • DrBazza 19 minutes ago
        Because it comes 'free' with an Office365 subscription. Embrace (<<you are here), extend, extinguish.

        It's usually 'management'. The same management that won't pay for developer tools (including Slack) because 'why do you need that when you can do 95% of your work in VSCode?' It's also usually the same sort of management that can do 95% of their documents in... VSCode and markdown. Or LibreOffice.

    • Hamuko 34 minutes ago
      Dogfooding only works when the dog food is edible.
  • lpcvoid 2 hours ago
    Microslop doing Microslop things
    • ppap3 1 hour ago
      Probably the AI blocked it
      • collabs 1 hour ago
        > Probably the AI blocked it

        Maybe this is the real reason why companies want to use AI so badly.

        They save money on salary but also they get to point at something they won't tattle against the executives during a plea bargain?

  • stephc_int13 12 minutes ago
    They are back in their villain arc. For a while now.
  • hwers 1 hour ago
    The default of making a public discord for your project/company always seemed like a bad idea anyway. It’ll always devolve into some drama or distracting overhead to moderate it
  • bilekas 24 minutes ago
    So this is the company pushing to be an integral part of everyone's lives, forcing it down everyone's throat without consent.

    And they're already moderation a light hearted joke about their low quality products.

    Doesn't really bode well for the future product Vision.

  • blell 2 hours ago
    Wow, so someone opened a discord server for a community and banned an insulting word for the community? This must be a first.
    • Gualdrapo 2 hours ago
      Is "Microslop" really insulting, though?
      • TOMDM 1 hour ago
        You can argue that banning insults is a bad look, bad move, that the insult is warranted or whatever, but are you really going to die on the hill that calling the company Microslop isn't insulting?
        • cluckindan 1 hour ago
          insult (verb): to say or do something to someone that is rude or offensive

          Corporate personhood at its finest.

          • wraptile 1 minute ago
            People do work at Microsoft though and they're probably aren't very happy when their work is called slop. You could even say they are feeling insulted or offended.
        • schiffern 20 minutes ago
          Hey now, what's wrong with 'slop?' A farmer loves slop. It's dirt cheap, and the pigs don't seem to mind...
      • 7952 1 hour ago
        The branding people will hate it. Although IMHO the best thing they could do is co-opt it as a feedback term and acknowledge that AI can be hit or miss.
      • JasonADrury 30 minutes ago
        I think the most important question here is this: Are users who post the string "microslop" generally desirable participants that will contribute in a productive manner?

        I suspect not.

        • Steve16384 11 minutes ago
          It depends what the purpose of the Discord channel is. Is it for open and frank discussion, or for MS drones to discuss Copilot development. It's a cliche, but banning certain words smacks of 1984-style censorship.
          • JasonADrury 2 minutes ago
            > Is it for open and frank discussion

            So... 4chan? Why would you possibly want that in this context?

            Although, you're posting on HN so it's probably fair to assume that "open and frank discussion" isn't a very high priority for you.

      • angstrom 2 hours ago
        Less insulting than Macroslop
      • Manfred 2 hours ago
        Why wouldn’t it be? It’s a mean derivation of their company name.
        • seanclayton 1 hour ago
          It's as insulting as M$ is
          • JasonADrury 27 minutes ago
            Has there ever been a single good piece of writing that uses "M$" or the likes?

            "M$" may not be insulting in itself, but it's certainly typically associated with insultingly poor writing.

          • cinntaile 1 hour ago
            How is M$ insulting? It just looks like a leetspeak version of MS.
            • riffraff 54 minutes ago
              It is supposed to indicate Microsoft cares only about money, which to me too, seems in the same league as microslop, i.e. mildly insulting but really not rude enough to be worth censoring.
            • matsemann 1 hour ago
              And other insults are just words as well. It's the intention, history, connotation etc. behind words that give them meaning. M$ is meant as an insult, hence it's insulting. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/M$
        • 4gotunameagain 2 hours ago
          It would be mean if they weren't actually vibecoding copilot & md into notepad, introducing an RCE vulnerability.

          In notepad.

          • TOMDM 1 hour ago
            Why get yourself twisted like this?

            They can do a bad thing, and then you can make fun of it with an insult.

            Own it, the insult is warranted, why hide and pretend it's not an insult.

            If Microsoft is consistently shipping slop, then they deserve insults over it; not every "bad" thing is always unwarranted. Locking someone in a box is "bad", prison is a necessary thing that benefits society. Insults are "bad" and sometimes warranted.

          • FpUser 1 hour ago
            They did not rewrite Notepad in Rust? Seems to be an easy target
        • fireflash38 1 hour ago
          Maybe they should stop insulting their users with the slop they put out and charge for then.
      • hagbard_c 1 hour ago
        If anything it is a diminutive for a company which really should have named itself Megaslop by now if not Gigaslop or even Teraslop. Poor little Microslop, are those people being nasty again?
      • windowliker 2 hours ago
        It's insulting to good, honest slop.
      • 5o1ecist 2 hours ago
        Truth hurts the immature, which is also why censorship is rampant.
        • blell 1 hour ago
          I would say that “microslop” is akin to the old term “micro$oft”, which was a good sign of immaturity of whoever used it.
    • 2OEH8eoCRo0 1 hour ago
      > someone

      It's Microsoft's official Copilot Discord. Microsoft banned the word

  • tpoacher 51 minutes ago
    Microslop.

    Has a nice ring to it.

    Thank you Streisand effect!

  • patrulek 21 minutes ago
    I would be angry too. Its definitely not that micro.
  • jjgreen 3 hours ago
    Micro$lop then.
    • cedws 1 hour ago
      Macroslop
    • 7bit 2 hours ago
      After that. Microshlong
  • raxxorraxor 2 hours ago
    Was hitting too close to home it seems...

    But to be fair, corporate discords have to be like that. Why not create your own channel with your colleagues instead? This discussion would be "private" and corporate can just ignore it.

    • blitzar 2 hours ago
      > create your own channel with your colleagues instead

      Dont even think about it ... it will be private till it isnt then, it will be the reason you are fired. Its corpo world - shut your mouth and dont put anything on a permanent record you dont have to.

    • oytis 2 hours ago
      Like, why have a public discussion if we can have a private one? Public discussions are important, especially as AI is largely a political project
      • p-t 1 hour ago
        i'd argue a discord is never really "public", since there's still a barrier to entering and it's easy to get banned
    • criddell 25 minutes ago
      If I were to bet on what would get a Microsoft Discord server shut down, I would have put money on discussions of the ties between Microsoft executives and Epstein. They should be happy if the worst thing that's happening is a mildly deragatory nickname.
  • elcapitan 1 hour ago
    Microstreisand?
  • lunias 51 minutes ago
    Tells you a lot about where their focus is at as a company.
  • froh42 14 minutes ago
    I'm sad that "Klopilot" only works in German.

    "Hello, copilot, do you create slop? -> Skibidi slop slop slop aiiiiiii"

  • tartoran 58 minutes ago
    I propose we refer to them as Microslop from now on.
  • FartyMcFarter 24 minutes ago
    Windows 11 is definitely failing in weird ways for me, I don't know if it's due to slop. The latest example is that I can't launch Notepad via the start menu... I can launch other apps though.
  • xyzal 20 minutes ago
    So much money is currently invested in AI development that the companies that have invested this money, and these are the richest and most influential companies in the world, simply will not accept any scenario other than the massive use of AI and a society that is dependent on it.
  • rrgok 51 minutes ago
    365Slop all day every day all around
  • fredgrott 37 minutes ago
    remember when they sued a HS student Mike Rowe for his microrowesoft website?
  • lovegrenoble 48 minutes ago
    Micro$oft
  • JasonADrury 33 minutes ago
    Most discord users are children, more news at 11
  • wormpilled 2 hours ago
    IDK what's funnier/more pathetic, them doing this or an entire article getting written about it.

    MicroslopSlop

    • JasonADrury 28 minutes ago
      > them doing this

      Wouldn't any community that wants to encourage good quality conversations immediately ban everyone posting stupid slashdot-esque jokes like this?

    • Joel_Mckay 37 minutes ago
      ...the AI agent sock-puppets pushing false positive narratives about MicroslopSlopSlop, and trolling anyone that disagrees =3

      "Bad Bot Problem" (Computerphile)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjQNDCYL5Rg

  • SanjayMehta 1 hour ago
    so this exists:

    microslop.com

  • _imnothere 1 hour ago
    Ok, Microslop
  • lloydatkinson 1 hour ago
    Discord/Reddit moderators living up to their obnoxious stereotype as usual.
    • marcyb5st 1 hour ago
      I don't know for certain, but moderators (on a company Discord) are likely random people in a 3rd world country that are payed peanuts and that is their only income. If higher ups tell them "I don't want to see the Microslop word anywhere" they just do it.

      You should be angry at the higher ups that instead of saying: "maybe they are right and we can do better" they decided to hide the problem through censorship. Which, btw, always has the opposite effect of putting what you are trying to hide in the spotlight.

    • JasonADrury 32 minutes ago
      Spamming "microslop" is obnoxious, filtering out childish behaviour is not obnoxious.

      But if you don't want childish behaviour, Discord is an ... interesting choice.

  • jinxmeta 3 hours ago
    idiots
  • nitinreddy88 33 minutes ago
    Wow. This is no longer HN community. This became bunch of immature reddit/comment section.
  • metaPushkin 1 hour ago
    Absolutely the right decision, since anyone who used this word was expressing hateful speech. We are for freedom and should not allow all kinds of ultra-biased people to ruin it.
    • calgoo 29 minutes ago
      Hateful speech, really? If we called it Micro$hit maybe.... but if they are going to be buthurt because a bunch of gamers and sysadmins are annoyed at the horrific direction the company is taking, then they deserve it.